...a woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of
eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of
bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor
belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched
as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While
the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single." The
woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since
she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on
the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of
her, she said "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're
ugly."