Moshe Reads an Arab Newspaper
A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the
subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who
happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed
this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the
newspaper reader.
"Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you
reading an Arab newspaper?"Moshe replied, "I
used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I
find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked,
Jews disappearing through assimilation and
intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched
to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own
all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all
rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so
much better