most deult ki hogy a zsid/ker teremtes elmelet egy
tevedesen alapszik...
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this
beautiful garden
and all of these wonderful animals and that
hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not
happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from
above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of
apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I
shall create a man for
you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many
bad
traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vain; all in
all, he'll give you
a hard time.
But he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to
hunt
and kill things. He will look silly when he's
aroused, but
since you've been complaining, I'll create
him in such a way that
he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be
witless and
will revel in childish things like fighting and
kicking a ball
about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also
need your advice to
think properly."
"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically
raised eyebrow.
What's the catch, Lord?"
"Well ... you can have him on one
condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and
self-admiring ... So
you'll have to let him believe that I made him
first.
Just remember, it's our little secret...
"You know, woman to woman."