Like a virgin
Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a
Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who
digs a guy with a big dick. The
entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Blonde: No, no. It's about a girl who is very
vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times.
Then she meets some
guy who's really sensitive...
Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out
Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this
nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what
"True Blue" is about, now,
granted, no argument about that.
Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'?
Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass
hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In
Pops shit, and I've at least
heard of "True Blue".
Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I
ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it
go? Excuse me for not being the
world's biggest Madonna fan.
Mr. Orange: Personally, I can do without her.
Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know,
'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but
once she got into her 'Papa Don't
Preach'
phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my...
train of thought here. I was saying something, what
was it?
Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last
name?
Mr. White: What's that?
Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I
ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that
name?
Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?
Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a
nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and
that 'Like a Virgin'
was a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a
Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze
who's a regular fuck machine, I'm
talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes
motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean
this cat is like
Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape',
he's digging tunnels. Now, she's
gettin' the serious dick action and she's
feeling something she ain't felt since forever.
Pain. Pain.
Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her,
you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but
when this cat fucks
her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first
time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine
what it once was
like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.