Akkor jóreggelt,
mai napi mottó: a szerelem is napolaj. :) ))
Felpörgetési célzattal: mit is jelent
ez, vajon. (Tőlem is más kérdezte,
és el is határoztam, hogy elkezdek
erről egy tanulmányt, csak
érdekelnének más ötletek is - az
enyém még nagyon titkos. :) )) )
És a kaja a sütőben, dinnye a
hűtőben. :) ))
A tévében meg Eminem hobbicsapata, a D12. :)
)) (De a hobbicsapat csak idézet, ezt
szeretném tudatosítani nyilvánosan,
mert nem tudom, hogy a hobbicsapat ehhez mit
szól, aztán nem szeretnék durva sorsot
magamnak... :) )) )
[Intro]
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz
I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with
me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the
show...
Because...
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my
band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold
hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the
man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's
him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's
Eminem"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin
rock"
"Please Marshall please let me suck your
cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot
babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on
stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with
me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling
rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with
me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light
from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my
band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold
hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the
man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [repeated 9xs]
[Verse 2 - Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap off ProTools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my
back
[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist]
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the
shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound
best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut
up
And you ain't even back me up when we
s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my
band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold
hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the
man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[Verse 4 - Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does
not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play
instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
***dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get
up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
[Eminem]
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont
know my band...
[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my
band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold
hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the
man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band [Repeated 9x]
[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
[Eminem as a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the
girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's
called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)
:) ))
Jó napot is. :)