O.R.G.A.S.M.
Revenge of the sex magicians.
A little known London-based magazine called Lookout!
is not what it seems. On the surface it is a
publication full of cranked-up cyber-culture and 21st
century style, but below the facade lies a highly
secret organization known as O.R.G.A.S.M. (Order of
Rabelaisian Guerilla Anarchist Sex Magicians).
All this is apparently unknown to Lookout's
owner/editor Ryder Henshall who, it seems, is just the
unwitting puppet of one Dr L.L. Hanesh, the mastermind
behind ORGASM.
Little is known about Hanesh other than he once ran a
psychoanalytical practise in Mortlake, South West
London, and later became a mysterious acid-guru and
self-proclaimed contactee with extra-terrestrials from
Sirius B, the dog star.
The denizens of the dog star helped him found ORGASM
back in 1987, for the furtherance of esoteric
knowledge and to promote global peace and harmony.
Despite being one of ORGASM's top operatives, I
have never met Dr Hanesh, nor do I have any idea of
what he looks like.
The only contact I have ever had with him was when he
once left a message on my answer phone, which went:
"Dog si lived."
Shortly after this cryptic communication I found
myself involved in a desperate battle to save the
London University at Hollowgod Road from the
C.U.N.T.S. (Christian Union of Nerdish and Temperant
Students). By the end of the battle I understood the
meaning of Dr Hanesh's message.